Writing landing page copy that lands conversions since ’19


Got a bang average landing page that makes your readers shrug “meh” before exing out of it?


No?


Wha-d-ya mean, no?


So … you really don’t need new landing page copy?


Oh … uh … o.k. Guess that’s it for this page then.


Cya.

Um … you’re still … here. Like I said, I have nothing else for you. You can go now.

No, really. If you don’t need new landing page copy then you’re free to skedaddle. Byeeee.

Why

Are

You

Still

Scrolling??

*sigh*


O.K.


Say you did need some new landing page copy.  If I told you what that would look like, would you be satisfied?


Fiiiiine.


Landing Pages are essentially a solo page that acts as the final hurdle between someone buying your offer, or casting you to the forgotten reaches of their mind.


A lot rides on them to win a prospect over.


So you can only imagine what happens when one leaves a bad stink with the reader.


That’s right …


the world ends!

[wait … what were you gunna say?]


Anyhow, landing pages are simple things but not-so-easy to get right.


You need someone with an eye that can separate the bull from the shit. Someone whose words boggle the slack.


Someone … called …
Ryan I mean whoever you decide to hire.

Sorry … nearly went full salesperson there.


Gist is, I can write
unforgettable landing pages that are so good you’re prospects will fall asleep dreaming of you.

Here’s how it works:

  1. We hop on a call so you can fill me in on the deets about the page. Then, I send an invoice and a link for you to give me more in-depth details about your brand, customers, and all the stuff I need to get writing. [Simple stuff, but powerful]

  2. Next I review what you send back, then audit your current page [if you have one] before offering up my views on what ways we can improve. You look through my suggestions then give the green light for me to rewrite and deliver your spanking new copy.

  3. This part usually includes some audible disbelief and profanity on your part like: “Holy Sh*t! You’ve smashed this!” I smile smugly, we roll out the copy and monitor it for a few weeks to make sure it’s exactly what the doctor ordered. Normally we see a lovely bump in conversions and then I hang my keyboard up for another while. Neat, huh?

So, if you want a landing page with conversion baked into it … then I’ve a big orange button just for you.


Once you click it just gimme your contact info, then I’ll send you over a Google Doc detailing ballpark prices and my process to help you decide if we’re a snug fit.