Hello, I’m Ryan 👋

I boldly go where your copy hasn’t gone before.

(No, not there you fiend.)

What people tend to do is try and apply a standard formula to their writing. But that doesn’t work. You need to lean into your personality while asking “what role am I playing in my customers life? How can I make a difference for them?”

You’ve likely heard those old tropes before but just actioning them will move mountains. And your bottom line.

(Cue the cash register noise: Ka-Chiiiiiing!)

Now you might get some glaring looks and raised eyebrows for “doing something different”, but won’t it feel good to shake this rotten structure just a bit?

With me, all alibis are out. There’s no excuse for bad copy. Anyone can write that.

Good copy is tough, but it can make you IRREPLACEABLE.

Just so happens, I’m kinda pretty good at it.

But enough prattling on lets get to why you came to this page in the first place…

Me!

You can learn all you need to know by reading my home page but if you want the quick-fire intro, this is it.

Hopefully it helps to get you to know, like, and trust me … so … you buy.

[maybe that’s not how that’s supposed to go, but anyway…]

The man, myth and legend in 181 words:

  • Copywriting is my second favourite ‘C’ word. No the first isn’t See You Next Tuesday, its Coffee, Sicko!

  • You can bet I’m writing this now at my desk, with a homemade flat white to my right, and Lo-fi beats playing from my Google home.

  • Somehow I have trouble both sleeping and staying awake.

  • I drink coffee to get messed up. Would neck back to back espressos and see where it takes me. Energetic and fun, or shaky and withdrawn. Who knows.

  • Oh, and I’m an academic. Please don’t hold it against me. Three degrees but I’ve thrown intellectual writing to the wind. People don’t want ‘Thus’s’ and ‘On the Contrary’s’ they want stories and conversation.

  • I wear my intelligence lightly but share it generously.

  • Avid traveller and cultural explorer. Which is tough because I’m a sickening introvert.

  • On top of all that, there’s my writing disease that eats at my brain all hours of the day. Ideas spindle, creativity strikes at random, and my fingers itch to type out some wordy bits for that dopamine hit. Ready to work like a fury.

You’re in good company. These guys didn’t regret hiring me …

Here’s why they still do …

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Clients who’ve complained or asked for a refund

Clients who’ve hired me for words.

Flat White’s necked while writing

Can’t work without: Fresh coffee and lof-fi beats

My Magic Power: Serial Empath

One book for a desert island: How to build a raft (for dummies)

Favourite Word: Sonder

Ask me about: Copywriting, coffee, cinema, or travel

Feel like you know enough about me now to hold a 15 minute chat?

Then lets chat…